Benedick

"Man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion."

"Ha! 'Against my will I am sent to bid you come in for dinner.' There's a double meaning in that!"

"A man loves the meat in his youth that he cannot endure in his age. Shall quips and sentences and these paper bullets of the brain awe a man from the career of his humour? No! The world must be peopled. When I said I would die a bachelor I did not think I would live till I were married."

Beatrice

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow than a man swear he loves me.

I have a good eye, uncle, I can see a church by daylight.