"Luce (the kitchenmaid), sir; she is spherical, like a globe; I could find out countries in her."

Dromio of Syracuse

"I would I were senseless, sir, that I might not feel your blows.
I have served him from the hour of my birth to this instant,

and have nothing at his hands for my service but blows.

When I am cold, he heats me with beating;

when I am warm, he cools me with beating;

I am waked with it when I sleep;

raised with it when I sit;

driven out of doors with it when I go from home;

welcomed home with it when I return."

Dromio of Ephesus

Dromio of Ephesus  

I think you are my glass, and not my brother:
I see by you I am a sweet-faced youth.
Will you walk in to see their celebration?
Dromio of Syracuse     

Not I, sir, lead you first.
Dromio of Ephesus

Nay, come then, thus:
We came into the world like brother and brother;
Now let's go hand in hand, not one before another.